Congress will pass a law restricting public comment on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business.

Washington Irving

Habit is the second nature which destroys the first.

Blaise Pascal

As a kid, I grew to define what I didn't want my life to be like by sitting behind moaning women on the bus, hearing them bang on about their aches and pains, both real and imagined.

Julie Burchill

My parents had an old-fashioned ideal of college, that four years at a liberal arts college should be a liberal arts education.

Julie Bowen

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

Jeff Kinney

Ain't nobody making music to not be heard and the easiest way to be heard is to be on the radio, but you should never compromise who you are, your values or your morals.

Talib Kweli

Variety is the soul of pleasure.

Aphra Behn

Own 100 percent of your focus. The most challenging of endurance drills will bring you to a level of optimal mental and physical performance.

Lorii Myers

No passion is stronger in the breast of a man than the desire to make others believe as he believes. Nothing so cuts at the root of his happiness and fills him with rage as the sense that another rates low what he prizes high.

Virginia Woolf

I'm telling you a lie in a vicious effort that you will repeat my lie over and over until it becomes true

Lady Gaga

It is little men know of women their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.

Amelia Barr

That must be wonderful; I have no idea of what it means.

Albert Camus