We are so constituted that we believe the most incredible things; and, once they are engraved upon the memory, woe to him who would endeavor to erase them.

When one is willing and eager, the Gods join in.

Aeschylus

You can't possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty treatment until you've felt the strange but exhilarating tingle of a cottage-cheese-and-Pop-Rocks facial.

Sloane Crosley

A man vows, and yet will not east away the means of breaking his vow. Is it that he distinctly means to break it? Not at all; but the desires which tend to break it are at work in him dimly, and make their way into his imagination, and relax his muscles in the very moments when he is telling himself over again the reasons for his vow.

George Eliot

There are two kinds of fools: One says, This is old therefore it is good. The other one says, This is new therefore it is better.

W. R. [William Ralph] Inge

An autobiography is not about pictures; it's about the stories; it's about honesty and as much truth as you can tell without coming too close to other people's privacy.

Boris Becker

God Is, Lucifer is a devil, and there is a Hell.

E.A. Bucchianeri

I've had a tough time learning how to act like a congressman. Today I accidentally spent some of my own money.

Joseph P. Kennedy

Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying

George Bernard Shaw

Every time history repeats itself the price goes up.

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Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

Laurence J. Peter

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.

Harriet Martineau

Here is bread, which strengthens man's heart, and therefore is called the staff of Life.

Matthew Henry