Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Why her cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves.

Why her cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix t

Summary

This quote uses dark humor to express the poor quality of the cooking. It suggests that the food is so terrible that even insects would want to help fix the screen door to escape. Additionally, the mention of leaving dental floss in the kitchen implies that the roaches would rather hang themselves than continue to be exposed to the cooking. Ultimately, this quote stands as a sarcastic and exaggerated way to convey how unappetizing the food is.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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