Couldn't start the morning without caffeine.

Oh, I've made love, yeah, I've been fucked, so what? I'm a cartoon, you're a full moon, let's stay up.

Conor Oberst

My friends say I have two speeds: fast and blistering.

Jodi Picoult

At most, the greatest persons are but great wens, and excrescences; men of wit and delightful conversation, but as morals for ornament, except they be so incorporated into the body of the world that they contribute something to the sustentation of the whole.

John Donne

The best things in life are silly.

Scott Adams

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Dean Koontz

When I think about atheist friends, including my father, they seem to me like people who have no ear for music, or who have never been in love.

A. N. Wilson

Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top up s.

Peter Davies

They won't be required to sacrifice anything in order to belong to your assembly. A religion that is all sweetness, but no light; all form, but no substance; all tradition, but no precept.

Orson Scott Card

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.

Jascha Heifetz

A travel book is about someone who goes somewhere, travels on the ground, sees something and spends quite a lot of time doing it, and has a hard time, and then comes back and writes about it. It's not about inventing.

Paul Theroux

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

Christine McVie

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.

Steven Wright