Country music is three chords and the truth.

I wish the first word I ever said was the word quote, so right before I die I could say unquote.

Steven Wright

God blessed me with two unbelievable parents, and I am just like both of them. I have the smile and charisma of my mother and the big heart of my mom, because she wants to save the world and help the world, so I am just like her.

Magic Johnson

It rarely adds anything to say, In my opinion --not even modesty. Naturally a sentence is only your opinion; and you are not the Pope.

Paul Goodman

Teach thy tongue to say I do not know and thou shalt progress.

Maimonides

Gossip is called gossip because it's not always the truth.

Justin Timberlake

I had been to school most all the time, and could spell, and read, and write just a little, and could say the multiplication table up to six times seven is thirty-five, and I don't reckon I could ever get any further than that if I was to live forever. I don't take no stock in mathematics, anyway.

Mark Twain

The early Christian rules of life were not made to last, because the early Christians did not believe that the world itself was going to last.

George Bernard Shaw

The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the outstanding event of the last decade.

Hannah Arendt

Success, n. The one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.

Ambrose Bierce

I would like the events never to be told directly by the author, but rather to be introduced (and several times, from various angles) by those among the characters on whom they will have had any effect. I would like those events, in the account they will make of them, to appear slightly distorted; a kind of interest stems, for the reader, from the simple fact that he should need to restore. The story requires his collaboration in order to properly take shape.http://www.adpf.asso.fr/adpf-publi/folio/textes/gide_ang.rtf

Andre Gide, from a note of the J

A ball player has got to be kept hungry to become a big leaguer. That is why no boy from a rich family ever made the big leagues.

Joe DiMaggio

Accursed be he that first invented war.

Christopher Marlowe