Of course I'm doing something about my overdraft: I'm seeing my accountant.

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.

Mitchell Kapor

Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all.

Abraham Lincoln

I do enjoy reading some science fiction.

Colin Farrell

I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Bob Hope

If luck weren't involved, I'd win every tournament!

Phil Hellmuth

I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.

Jason Schwartzman

To say that I am organized is an understatement, but my car tells a different story.

Emily Procter

I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour.

Trey Anastasio

I'll confess right here that I secretly wish I'd have drawn a strip about a little boy with a fake tiger, going for adventures throughout the universe in spaceships of his imagination.

Berkeley Breathed

The major problem of life is learning how to handle the costly interruptions. The door that slams shut, the plan that got sidetracked, the marriage that failed. Or that lovely poem that didn't get written because someone knocked on the door.

Martin Luther King Jr.

One of the principal goals in my life has been to avoid embarrassing my children by doing the job I do. I hope I've managed to do that, and I hope that, with the job I'm in now, they are, if not proud, at least unembarrassed by it. I must say, my three are most agreeable children, who do nothing but delight me.

Hugh Laurie

It is only when we let go of knowing what we think we know that new knowing can enter our lives.

Maria Parkinson