A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy'. Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like 'ID 02'. 'ID' is an abbreviation for idiosyncrasy and the number that follows indicates how many more months of testing the product should have had.

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

Colin Mochrie

Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didnt mention it to me! Et tu, Brute!' He rolled up the paper and hit Jem over the head with it.

Cassandra Clare

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Desiderius Erasmus, Adages

I remember my mom had a big collection of copies of Saturday Evening Post magazines, and that was really my introduction to those great illustrators.

Thomas Kincade

The arts are weapons of understanding and weapons of happiness.

Richard Eyre

You know, this is a war of ideology, a war of thoughts and of faith. And we need people to really stand for faith and trust, not hope and change.

Sharron Angle

He who requires urging to do a noble act will never accomplish it.

Kahlil Gibran

When we build, let us think that we build for ever.

John Ruskin

The figure of the gunman in the window was inextricable from the victim and his history. This sustained Oswald in his cell. It gave him what he needed to live. The more time he spent in a cell, the stronger he would get. Everybody knew who he was now.

Don DeLillo

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

Frank Dane

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

James Herriot

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education.

Plato