Quote by Jim Gaffigan

I curse in everyday life, but usually when I stub my toe. The topics I'm discussing, it's not necessary to curse. I found is a sign that a joke is not finished or well-written.

I curse in everyday life, but usually when I stub my toe. Th

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This quote suggests that the use of curse words is not necessary in everyday conversations, except in scenarios of physical pain like stubbing a toe. The quote further implies that the use of curses can be an indication of unfinished or poorly crafted humor.

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