So my dad raised me, and he's a huge football fan.

You really have to be a morning person if you want to be a teacher.

Alanna Ubach

Freedom lies in being bold.

Robert Frost

It isn't against the Law to be an idiot.

Cassandra Clare

Courage consists not in hazarding without fear; but being resolutely minded in a just cause.

Plutarch

Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing.

Red Symons

Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust - we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.

Albert Einstein, "The Saturday E

Sally In The Garden: Sally in the garden, Siftin' cinders, Lifted up her leg, And farted like a man, The bursting of her bloomers broke sixteen winders, The cheeks of her ass went (blam, blam, blam)

Kurt Vonnegut

Affection between adults - if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown up children - and creatures so relatively selfish and cruel as children necessarily are without knowing it or meaning it, cannot be called natural

George Bernard Shaw

I came here as a practical man, to talk, not simply on the question of peace and war, but to treat another question which is of hardly less importance - the enormous and burdensome standing armaments which it is the practice of modern Governments to sustain in time of peace.

Richard Cobden

Of all lies, art is the least untrue.

Gustave Flaubert

It is easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times than to believe a fact that no one has heard before.

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In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.

Sugar Ray Leonard