Dear mother! Today a joyful notice. H. A. Lorentz has telegraphed me that the English expeditions have really proven the deflection of light at the sun.

The truth of the matter was that I made myself disappear. I never liked being a Judge, so I just decided to start over. Sorry to inconvenience anyone.

Joseph Force Crater

Among the best traitors Ireland has ever had, Mother Church ranks at the very top, a massive obstacle in the path to equality and freedom. She has been a force for conservatism... to ward off threats to her own security and influence.

Bernadette Devlin

If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet.

Charles Mengel Allen

And though my Lord hath lost his estate and been banished out of his country, yet neither despised poverty nor pinching necessity could make him break the bonds of friendship or weaken his loyal duty.

Margaret Cavendish

Every American ought to have the right to be treated as he would wish to be treated, as one would wish his children to be treated. this is not the case.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The policy of Russia is changeless. Its methods, its tactics, its maneuvers may change, but the polar star of its policy, world domination, is a fixed star. About Russia

Karl Marx

People blame themselves for the purpose of being praised.

Proverb

It is the province of knowledge to speak, and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Tim Allen

To the sick, while there is life there is hope.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

To love is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.

Emily Dickinson

Remember that your failures are the seeds of your most glorious successes. Be sad if you must, but don't despair.

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