Death is the great hope of all life the desire to expend itself to be used and consumed by its own longing for itself.

He who leaves nothing to chance will do few things poorly, but he will do few things.

Edward F. Halifax

I read On the Road in maybe 1959. It changed my life like it changed everyone else's.

Bob Dylan

Some people grumble because roses have thorns; I am thankful that the thorns have roses.

Alphonse Karr

The President to-night has a dream: He was in a party of plain people, and, as it became known who he was, they began to comment on his appearance. One of them said: He is a very common-looking man. The President replied: The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason he makes so many of them.

Abraham Lincoln

My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks.

Rodney Dangerfield

At our best, it's a good experience but we do 22 episodes a year, so there are some clunkers.

Vincent D'Onofrio

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!

Kirchenbaum

The sun had burned through and the day had gone from dull to dazzling, yet in the west blask-satin thunderheads continued to stack up. It was as if night has burst a blood-vessel in the sky over there.

Stephen King

Every man or woman who loves Him, they hate Him too, because He's a hard God, a jealous God, He Is, what He IS, and in this world He's apt to repay service with pain while those who do evil ride over the roads in Cadillac cars. Even the joy of serving Him is a bitter joy.

Stephen King

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Betty White

I love comedy, so you want to make them happy, make them laugh.

Delta Burke

The first kiss can be as terrifying as the last.

Daina Chaviano