Quote by Miranda July

And why had Deb's last boyfriend dumped her? I dumped him. Maybe you didn't French-kiss him enough. I promise you that wasn't it. Tell me how many times a day you kissed, and I'll say if it was enough. Four hundred. Not enough.

And why had Deb's last boyfriend dumped her? I dumped him. M

Summary

In this quote, the speaker is discussing the reasons for Deb's previous breakup. The response, "I dumped him," indicates that the speaker was the one who ended the relationship. When Deb denies the possibility of not French-kissing him enough being the reason, the speaker humorously suggests that the frequency of their kisses could be the cause. The exaggerated response of "four hundred" emphasizes that the speaker is not serious and highlights the absurdity of measuring the success of a relationship solely based on the number of kisses per day.

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Love Sadness

By Miranda July

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