I am deeply touchednot as deeply touched as you have been coming to this dinner, but nevertheless it is a sentimental occasion.

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.

William Shakespeare

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Will Rogers

Great is the victory, but the friendship of all is greater.

Emil Zatopek

By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying - Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.

Dorothy Parker, Unfortunate Coin

Well-meaning, helpful, good-natured attitudes of mind have not come to be honored on account of their usefulness, but because they are states of richer souls that are capable of bestowing and have their value in the feeling of the plenitude of life.

Friedrich Nietzsche

The wonderful thing about age is that your knees don't work as well, you can't run down steps quite as easily and obviously you can't lift heavy weights. But your mind doesn't feel any different.

Roger Moore

This ain't fun. But you watch me, I'll get it done.

Jackie Robinson

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

Terry Pratchett

Intervention only works when the people concerned seem to be keen for peace.

Nelson Mandela

Things are beautiful if you love them.

Jean Anouilh

The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.

Austin O'Malley

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)

Andrew Sturm