Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My dentist found a new way to cover up his bad breath...he holds up his arms

My dentist found a new way to cover up his bad breath...he h

Summary

This quote is a humorous play on the idea of the dentist dealing with bad breath while working closely with patients. The dentist's strategy to cover up his own bad breath is by holding up his arms, probably suggesting that the body odor from his armpits would be stronger or distract others from smelling his breath. The quote highlights the dentist's eccentric solution and uses humor to lighten the topic of bad breath in a dental setting.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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