I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.

I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

Lloyd

There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end.

Max Greenfield

America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves.... It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters.

Kurt Vonnegut

Every day I try to be in communication with the universe in an unconscious way.

Paulo Coelho

Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.

Charles Dickens

By presenting a faithful and honest record of my experience as a mother, I hope to show both my readers and my children how truth can redeem even what you fear might be the gravest of sins.

Ayelet Waldman

You and me will read a book and find three interesting things that we remember. But Colin finds everything intriguing. He reads a book about presidents and he remembers more of it because everything he reads clicks in his head as fugging interesting.

John Green

Love makes time pass away and time makes love pass away.

Proverb

For my group of friends is Lady Gaga eye-opening? No. She's a less dangerous version of what was so cool about pop culture in the '80s. Back then it was so gay and so punk in so many ways.

Beth Ditto

Public office is supposed to be a public trust. This is a clear sign of the rampant corruption at the highest levels of the Republican leadership.

Bob Etheridge

Courage is simply the willingness to be afraid and act anyway.

Robert Anthony

Everything in the universe has a purpose. Indeed, the invisible intelligence that flows through everything in a purposeful fashion is also flowing through you.

Wayne Dyer