The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.

Of all ghosts the ghosts of our old loves are the worst.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

Ambrose Bierce

Swing hard, in case they throw the ball where you're swinging.

Duke Snider

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. From his own father, he said, he first learned that Fatherhood must be at the core of the universe. [speaking of George MacDonald]

C.S. Lewis

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Jimmy Fallon

The happiness and greatness, the rank and station, the pleasure and peace, of an individual have never consistent in his personal wealth, but rather in his excellent character, his high resolve, the breadth of his learning, and his ability to solve difficult problems.

Abdu'l-Baha

The greatest general is he who makes the fewest mistakes.

Napoleon Bonaparte

I heard Nirvana, and discovered that songs could be like poetry, but a little bit more refined: you didn't have to have 20 verses to get your point across.

Justin Townes Earle

Every society, all government, and every kind of civil compact therefore, is or ought to be, calculated for the general good and safety of the community.

George Mason

Do what you fear most and you control fear.

Tom Hopkins

9/11 was a deliberate, carefully planned evil act of the long-waged war on the West by Koran-inspired soldiers of Allah around the world. They hated us before George W. Bush was in office. They hated us before Israel existed. And the avengers of the religion of perpetual outrage will keep hating us.

Michelle Malkin

If physical death is the price that I must pay to free my white brothers and sisters from a permanent death of the spirit, then nothing can be more redemptive.

Martin Luther King, Jr.