It is difficult not to write satire.

To reduce deficit spending and our enormous debt, you reign in spending. You cut the budget. You don't take more from the private sector and grow government with it. And that's exactly what Obama has in mind with this expiration of Bush tax cuts proposal of his.

Sarah Palin

All I can say is that I'm getting married in the future. I've narrowed it down to that.

Tiger Woods

Opportunities don't happen. You create them.

Chris Grosser

It's a huge change for your body. You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.

Cindy Crawford

I have no idea what's awaiting me, or what will happen when this all ends. For the moment I know this: there are sick people and they need curing.

Albert Camus

When I used to do musical theatre, my dad refused to come backstage. He never wanted to see the props up close or the sets up close. He didn't want to see the magic.

Nia Vardalos

The beauty of the human mind is that any decision that is made can be unmade.

Gay Hendricks

When you know what men are capable of you marvel neither at their sublimity nor their baseness. There are no limits in either direction apparently.

Henry Miller

Men do not shape destiny, Destiny produces the man for the hour.

Fidel Castro

What usually happens in the educational process is that the faculties are dulled, overloaded, stuffed and paralyzed so that by the time most people are mature they have lost their innate capabilities.

Richard Buckminster Fuller

Applied properly, it can overcome any lack of wisdom, which one only gains through age and experience.

Christopher Paolini

We have too many people who live without working, and we have altogether too many who work without living.

Charles R. Brown