Distrust everyone in whom the impulse to punish is powerful!

Self-love is the source of all our other loves.

Pierre Corneille

If a man knew anything, he would sit in a corner and be modest; but he is such an ignorant peacock, that he goes bustling up and down, and hits on extraordinary discoveries.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

Wanda Sykes

Instead of just giving lip service to improving our schools, I will actually put the kids first and the teachers union behind in giving our kids better teachers, better options and better choices for a better future.

Mitt Romney

Stewardesses are still paid so little that in many cases, new hires qualify for food stamps.

Patricia Ireland

We didn't have a beauty shop as I grew up.

Jenifer Lewis

Good is stronger than evil; love is stronger than hate; light is stronger than darkness; life is stronger than death. Victory is ours, through him who loves us.

Desmond Tutu

John D. Rockefeller wanted to dominate oil, but Microsoft wants it all, you name it: cable, media, banking, car dealerships.

Ralph Nader

Your sweet thank-you touches my heart, take my breath away, my only love. This day is only I have got.

Santosh Kalwar

Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.

J.K. Rowling

It is Nature who makes our artists for us, though it may be Art who taught them their right mode of expression.

Oscar Wilde

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

Steve Martin