Quote by Milton Berle

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the immediate physical toll that jogging can have on the body. The speaker, having jogged, expresses feeling significantly older as a result. While the doctor may have meant that jogging has long-term health benefits and could potentially prolong one's life, the speaker interprets the statement quite literally, remarking on the immediate impact on their physical state. The quote emphasizes the transformative effect of exercise on the body, but in a lighthearted and slightly exaggerated manner.

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By Milton Berle

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