Quote by Scott Adams

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to

Summary

This quote suggests that even a small number of individuals with a poor sense of humor can cause problems within a corporate setting. A lack of sensitivity or inappropriate jokes could lead to conflicts, misunderstandings, or even potentially harmful situations. It highlights the impact that personal humor can have in a professional environment and implies the need for individuals to exercise caution and consider the consequences of their jokes within the context of a company's culture and values.

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By Scott Adams

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