Quote by Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker's dog passed away due to the act of licking their wedding picture. It highlights the potential dangers of allowing pets to interact with certain objects, as seemingly harmless actions can have unforeseen consequences. It serves as a reminder to be cautious and mindful of the safety hazards that might be present around our beloved pets.

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Wedding

By Phyllis Diller

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