Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper 4 times 3 while I was reading it

Summary
This quote humorously highlights the mischievous behavior of a dog. The speaker is expressing their astonishment at their dog's actions, emphasizing that the dog chose the worst possible timing to have bathroom accidents. The quote suggests frustration and perhaps a touch of amusement at the unpredictable nature of the dog's behavior.