If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

I made it a morning show. We have the coffee cup, we have the morning papers. It's got that feel to it, that's what I wanted.

Regis Philbin

It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.

Calvin Coolidge

I'm neutral on lying, seeing as how there's times when the truth just hurts people.

Orson Scott Card

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.

Burt Lancaster

I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.

Norm MacDonald

Crime shapes how we think about the world it shapes social decisions that we make it shapes our base of knowledge. But we don't talk about it intelligently.

Bill James

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

Rodney Dangerfield

In my mind, as long as I did what was right for me, I was cool. But that's not the way it works. You have to think about other people and take their feelings into account.

Joe Nichols

Not an inch of our territory not a stone of our fortress.

Jules Favre

Reality seems valueless by comparison with the dreams of fevered imaginations reality is therefore abandoned.

Emile Durkheim

Anyone who believes that exponential economic growth can go on forever on a finite planet must either be a madman or an economist.

Kenneth Boulding

Ireland was a place for the renewal of hope and I still see it like that.

Daniel Day-Lewis