Quote by Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a swe

Summary

This quote humorously conveys the idea of challenging societal expectations and norms. It highlights the irony in a dog's owner expecting them to wear a sweater, even though humans don't typically wear tails. The quote encourages one to playfully question and offer an alternative perspective when faced with unreasonable requests or conformity. It serves as a reminder to not take oneself too seriously and to embrace individuality and uniqueness.

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By Fran Lebowitz

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