Quote by Paula Poundstone

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the unnecessary complexity of some bureaucratic processes. It suggests that the requirement of knowing one's mother's maiden name in order to open a bank account seems illogical. By presenting a seemingly simple reason for not having a bank account, it implies that such arbitrary criteria can hinder individuals from accessing basic services.

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By Paula Poundstone

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