Quote by Woody Allen

I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a c

Summary

This quote humorously expresses the speaker's lack of belief in life after death, suggesting a nonchalant attitude towards the uncertainty of the afterlife. The inclusion of bringing a change of underwear humorously implies the speaker's acknowledgement of the possibility that they might be wrong about their belief and might need it in case they end up in an unexpected situation in the afterlife. It playfully highlights the contradictory feelings and uncertainties associated with contemplating the existence of an afterlife.

By Woody Allen

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