Quote by Joan Rivers

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he wou

Summary

This quote humorously implies that the speaker does not believe in the necessity of exercise. It suggests that exercise, specifically bending over or engaging in physical exertion, is not worthwhile unless there is a precious reward tied to it. The speaker sarcastically attributes this inclination to a divine design, playfully suggesting that if diamonds were found on the floor, they would be more motivated to bend over and engage in physical activity. Overall, this quote highlights a lighthearted and satirical perspective on exercise and motivation.

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By Joan Rivers

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