I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always risking a lot. You're risking failure, especially if you're improvising and going on TV shows trying to make comedy out of thin air. That is quite a risky business.

Since pacifists have more freedom of action in countries where traces of democracy survive, pacifism can act more effectively against democracy than for it. Objectively the pacifist is pro-Nazi.

George Orwell

Working families need to know that we will work to protect their health needs, promote the development of safe, effective medicines, and guarantee patient rights.

Christopher Dodd

I'm just here to say, 'Just be a good person, and really respect others.'

Logic

The phrase 'off with the crack of the bat', while romantic, is really meaningless, since the outfielder should be in motion long before he hears the sound of the ball meeting the bat.

Joe DiMaggio

Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

Ambrose Bierce

There is hardly any personal defect which an agreeable manner might not gradually reconcile one to

Jane Austen

Whether it's 18 years old or 40 years old, we think we know what's going on. But if you're lucky enough to continue the journey, its amazing how we keep learning how much we didn't know.

Joe Namath

Rarely do members of the same family grow up under the same roof.

Richard Bach

The universe is then one, infinite, immobile. It is not capable of comprehension and therefore is endless and limitless, and to that extent infinite and indeterminable, and consequently immobilizable..

Giordano Bruno

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.

J. P. Donleavy

I plan to learn enough to read you like a book.

Sylvia Brownrigg

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.

Samuel Butler