I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally.

The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do.

Josef Stalin

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day.

Kathie Lee Gifford

When you enter the House of God, you leave your ego at the door and embrace purity as if your life depended on it.

Sufian Chaudhary

Usually I say I have no imagination.

Jose Padilha

Avarice is the vice of declining years.

George Bancroft

Imitations produce pain or pleasure, not because they are mistaken for realities, but because they bring realities to mind.

Samuel Johnson

I stand ready to lead us down a different path where we're lifted up by our desire to succeed, not dragged down by a resentment of success.

Mitt Romney

You must also give mental and physical fitness priority.

Jim Otto

There are two freedoms - the false, where a man is free to do what he likes the true, where he is free to do what he ought.

Charles Kingsley

A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.

Cardinal Mermillod

I suppose that one reason I have always detested religion is its sly tendency to insinuate the idea that the universe is designed with 'you' in mind or, even worse, that there is a divine plan into which one fits whether one knows it or not. This kind of modesty is too arrogant for me.

Christopher Hitchens

A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.

Elsa Schiaparelli