I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.

Boys, there ain't no free lunches in this country. And don't go spending your whole life commiserating that you got the raw deals. You've got to say, I think that if I keep working at this and want it bad enough I can have it. It's called perseverance.

Lee Iacocca

So long as there is death there will be sorrow, and so long as there is sorrow it can be no part of the duty of human beings to increase its amount, in spite of the fact that a few rare spirits know how to transmute it.

Bertrand Russell

My favourite thing to wear is a saree.

Amy Jackson

I am just a dreamer, but you are just a dream

Neil Young

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

Steven Wright

It's weird, man. I've had a weird life, and I don't want to end up on the dole. I'm fed up with the plumbing. And I think it would be good to be a little pop star again.

Brian Harvey

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

Israel Zangwill

When two men share an umbrella, both of them get wet.

Michael Isenberg

Those things for which the most money is demanded are never the things which the student most wants. Tuition, for instance, is an important item in the term bill, while for the far more valuable education which he gets by associating with the most cultivated of his contemporaries no charge is made.

Henry David Thoreau

We need to stop this New World Order ideology now. First, by being educated and informed about it.

James Dye

As we continue to fight the War on Terror, it is imperative that we protect America's fallen heroes by ensuring that they are treated with respect, while being laid to rest.

Jon Porter

Experience seems to most of us to lead to conclusions, but empiricism has sworn never to draw them.

George Santayana