I don't like to produce albums. I hate producing albums, as a matter of fact, because I'm an obsessed mixer and I can't leave it alone.

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark....

Howard Ruff

I'm a sports guy. Football, God, I flip out.

David Boreanaz

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

Evan Esar

When, however, one reads of a witch being ducked, of a woman possessed by devils, of a wise woman selling herbs, or even of a very remarkable man who had a mother, then I think we are on the track of a lost novelist, a suppressed poet, of some mute and inglorious Jane Austen, some Emily Bronte who dashed her brains out on the moor or mopped and mowed about the highways crazed with the torture that her gift had put her to.

Virginia Woolf

Old age realizes the dreams of youth: look at Dean Swift; in his youth he built an asylum for the insane, in his old age he was himself an inmate.

Soren Kierkegaard

Strip malls are history.

Jeff Bezos

Every day it becomes clearer that this was the wrong war at the wrong time.

Howard Dean

I love Poseidon. His trident - his weapon - is really cool.

Kellan Lutz

When in doubt, delete it.

Philip Cosby

Genealogy. An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own.

Ambrose Bierce

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

Laurence J. Peter

I have a family to support. And I'm not always going to be doing exactly what I want to do.

Patrick Warburton