They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

You have to have fear to take risks - and I want to at least try.

Seann William Scott

To commit the least possible sin is the law for man. To live without sin is the dream of an angel. Everything terrestrial is subject to sin. Sin is a gravitation.

Victor Hugo

If you want to get across an idea, wrap it up in a person.

Ralph Bunche

I was informed yesterday that there's a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty amazing.

Tom Hiddleston

All my life I knew that there was all the money you could want out there. All you have to do is go after it.

Curtis Carlson

Life doesn't get easier or more forgiving, we get stronger and more resilient.

Steve Maraboli

I wanted to be a teacher.

Kim Kardashian

Not one of us knows what effect his life produces, and what he gives to others; that is hidden from us and must remain so, though we are often allowed to see some little fraction of it, so that we may not lose courage.

Albert Schweitzer

Make the most of your regrets; never smother your sorrow, but tend and cherish it till it comes to have a separate and integral interest. To regret deeply is to live afresh.

Henry David Thoreau

Educated risks are the key to success.

William Olsten

What's fascinating about D.C., the exteriors are these elaborate structures, this gorgeous architecture and beautiful stonework, and then you go inside and it's crap-looking - apart from the White House, which is beautiful.

Tony Hale

Man's loneliness is but his fear of life.

Eugene O'Neill