I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.

The work of the Spirit is to impart life, to implant hope, to give liberty, to testify of Christ, to guide us into all truth, to teach us all things, to comfort the believer, and to convict the world of sin.

Dwight L. Moody

Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.

Anon.

Nothing arouses more hope than the first four hours of a diet.

Source Unknown

We all remember epochs in our experience when some dear expectation dies, or some new motive is born.

George Eliot

If we survive danger it steels our courage more than anything else.

Reinhold Niebuhr

I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!

Rodney Dangerfield

Every situation, every moment -- is of infinite worth; for it is the representative of a whole eternity.

Johann von Goethe

Could we change our attitude, we should not only see life differently, but life itself would come to be different.

Katherine Mansfield

Note how good you feel after you have encouraged someone else. No other argument is necessary to suggest that never miss the opportunity to give encouragement.

George M. Adams

I've realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong way or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy. When I get logical and I don't trust my instincts - Thats when I get in trouble.

Angelina Jolie

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

J.K. Rowling

We may place blame, give reasons, and even have excuses; but in the end, it is an act of cowardice to not follow your dreams.

Steve Maraboli