If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back.

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'

David Sedaris

I find only freedom in the realms of eccentricity.

David Bowie

While we are examining into everything we sometimes find truth where we least expected it.

Quintilian

I think people should be given a test much like driver's tests as to whether they're capable of being parents! It's an art form. I talk a lot. And I think a lot. And I draw a lot. But never in a million years would I have been a parent. That's just work that's too hard.

Maurice Sendak

I suppose your security is your success and your key to success is your fine palate.

Gordon Ramsay

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full and scratch where it itches.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Anything you're trying to will is focused on the future it's always associated with some sort of anxiety that makes the present moment somewhat uncomfortable.

Martha Beck

But are not the dreams of poets and the tales of travellers notoriously false?

H. P. Lovecraft

Yeah, romantic comedies are the hardest movies to make. Maybe one works a year.

Dylan McDermott

Every step of life shows much caution is required.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Agnes Repplier

Come, come, leave business to idlers, and wisdom to fools: they have need of 'em: wit be my faculty, and pleasure my occupation, and let father Time shake his glass.

William Congreve