I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I'm a young rookie with a veteran's skill.

A coxcomb is ugly all over with the effectation of a fine gentleman.

Samuel Johnson

There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment.

Norman Vincent Peale

When a friend, then, indulges in the joy of unburdening a secret on to another friend's bosom, he makes the latter, in his turn, feel the urge to taste the same joy himself. He implores him, it is true, not to tell a soul; but if such a condition were taken absolutely literally, it would at once cut off the flow of these joys at their very source. The general practice is for the secret to be confided only to an equally trustworthy friend, the same conditions being imposed on him. And so from trustworthy friend to trustworthy friend the secret goes moving on round that immense chain, until finally it reaches the ears of just the very person or persons whom the first talker had expressly intended it never should reach.

Alessandro Manzoni

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

Bible

Money makes your life easier. If you're lucky to have it, you're lucky.

Al Pacino

I have more zits now than I did as a teenager. Stress zits.

TiffaniAmber Thiessen

Love is a peculiar thing.

Georg Buchner

Aspect are within us, and who seems most kingly is king.

Thomas Hardy

All the world's a stage.

William Shakespeare

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Robert Orben

Facts are the air of scientists. Without them you can never fly.

Linus Pauling

A dwarf on a giant's shoulders sees the further of the two.

George Herbert