I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all I was born with this, for better or for worse.

DNA is like a computer program but far, far more advanced than any software ever created.

Bill Gates

Our public school system is our country's biggest and most inefficient monopoly, yet it keeps demanding more and more money.

Phyllis Schlafly

There has never yet been a man in our history who led a life of ease whose name is worth remembering.

Theodore Roosevelt

Man's course begins in a garden, but it ends in a city.

Alexander Maclaren

I don't believe in team motivation. I believe in getting a team prepared so it knows it will have the necessary confidence when it steps on a field and be prepared to play a good game.

Tom Landry

I think maybe Hell is a place. But you don't have to stay anywhere forever.

Neil Gaiman

Imagination is what you do with your inspiration.

Violet Haberdasher

We need a sense of the value of time -- that is, of the best way to divide one's time into one's various activities.

Arnold Bennett

The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Homer

The most treasured and sacred moments of our lives are those filled with the spirit of love. The greater the measure of our love, the greater is our joy. In the end, the development of such love is the true measure of success in life.

Joseph B Wirthlin

One of the very best rules of conversation is to never, say anything which any of the company wish had been left unsaid.

Jonathan Swift

Fascism was a counter-revolution against a revolution that never took place.

Ignazio Silone