I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

Time is more value than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.

Jim Rohn

What does education often do It makes a straight-cut ditch of a free, meandering brook.

Henry David Thoreau

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.

Jeff Ross

Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation.

Jean Arp

it is truth that liberates, not your effort to be free.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense.

Henry Bolingbroke

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Rodney Dangerfield

A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that.

Alton Brown

The changes in our life must come from the impossibility to live otherwise than according to the demands of our conscience not from our mental resolution to try a new form of life.

Leo Tolstoy

People change and forget to tell each other.

Lillian Hellman

Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.

George M. Cohan

We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation of relations of peace and amity with all nations.

Franklin P. Adams