Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the occasional absurdity and impulse-driven nature of human behavior. It suggests that the speaker, driven by a desire to achieve something unusual like whistling, resorted to a drastic and ill-advised action of drinking boiling water. The quote serves as a reminder of how irrational decisions can sometimes be, as well as the potential consequences of acting on impulsive desires without considering the logic or safety behind them.

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By Mitch Hedberg

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