Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had

Summary

This humorous quote implies that the person who said it indulges excessively in alcohol. The statement is hyperbolic and exaggerated to convey the extent of their drinking problem. The inclusion of an olive in the urine sample adds a comedic twist to the narrative, emphasizing the excessive drinking to the point where even a garnish ends up in their bodily fluids. This lighthearted remark aims to make light of a potentially serious issue and evoke laughter from the audience.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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