But duets are a lot of fun, I'd love to do another one.

I read once that you need two things to be happy: any two of health, money, and love. You can cover the absense of one with the other two... But now I realized this was unmitigated bullshit, because health and money did not compare with love at all.

Max Barry

One has a right to judge a man by the effect he has over his friends.

Oscar Wilde

One year they wanted to make me poster boy.. for birth control.

Rodney Dangerfield

It is not possible to find a landscape, which if painted precisely as it is, will not make an impressive picture. No one knows, till he has tried, what strange beauty and subtle composition is prepared to his hand by Nature.

John Ruskin

A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside inside is more often his nursery.

Clare Boothe Luce

If thou art a man, admire those who attempt great things, even though they fail.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Vague and mysterious forms of speech, and abuse of language, have so long passed for mysteries of science; and hard or misapplied words with little or no meaning have, by prescription, such a right to be mistaken for deep learning and height of speculation, that it will not be easy to persuade either those who speak or those who hear them, that they are but the covers of ignorance and hindrance of true knowledge.

John Locke

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Lily Tomlin

All is amiss. Love is dying, faith's defying, heart's denying.

Richard Barnfield

The common element in all the special forms of contemplation is the loving, yearning, affirming bent toward that happiness which is the same as God Himself, and which is the aim and purpose of all that happens in the world.

Josef Pieper

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

Mark Twain

Idleness is the stupidity of the body, and stupidity is the idleness of the mind.

Johann G. Seume