I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

The plague of man is boasting of his knowledge.

Michel de Montaigne

We are firm believers in the maxim that for all right judgment of any man or thing it is useful, nay, essential, to see his good qualities before pronouncing on his bad.

Thomas Carlyle

He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.

Rodney Dangerfield

There's the conventional wisdom, of which I have none, where you get a record deal, you get a publicist, you get a campaign, and you do the tour, but none of that adds up to things like nuance and subtlety and dynamic.

Chris Robinson

So our Lord God commonly gave riches to those gross asses to whom he vouchsafed nothing else.

Martin Luther

But the imposition of morality onto science, - where it does not belong - has become rampant in recent years.

Bill Condon

I have shared my whole life. My private and my show business life. It helps me actually to feel my songs and to go on with my dreams.

Celine Dion

The ramdomness of events in the world is so lacking in logic that we give it names like destiny, fate, karma and kismat to deal with the irrationality of its sequence

Anirban Bose

Every artistic expression is either influenced by or adds something to politics.

Dario Fo

They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world. Someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.

Allan K. Chalmers

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.

Maureen Johnson

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.

Honore de Balzac