Quote by Jackie Mason

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest che

Summary

This quote, although humorous in tone, makes a commentary on the prevalence of infidelity among married men. It suggests that marital infidelity is a common issue, with the statement implying that the only difference lies in where it occurs. The quote highlights the perception that infidelity is not limited to a particular region or culture, but rather a widespread problem that exists both in America and Europe. However, it should be noted that this quote lacks statistical evidence to support the claim made.

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Marriage

By Jackie Mason

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