Quote by Jackie Mason

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the paradoxical nature of wealth and spending. The speaker suggests that they have enough money to sustain them indefinitely, as long as they resist the temptation to spend it. It reflects how personal finance is not solely determined by the amount of wealth one possesses, but also by their spending habits. It implies that the act of purchasing is what ultimately depletes financial resources, emphasizing the importance of responsible spending and distinguishing between wants and needs.

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By Jackie Mason

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