Quote by Aristotle

Erection is chiefly caused by parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to a powder drunk in muscatel


Erection is chiefly caused by parsnips, artichokes, turnips,

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This quote is a humorous exaggeration about the causes of erections, attributing them to the consumption of specific foods such as parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, and acorns. It presents a playful and exaggerated perspective, suggesting that certain foods can have a potent and immediate effect on sexual functions. However, it is important to note that this statement is not scientifically accurate and should not be taken seriously in a literal sense.

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