Even the gods love jokes

You know, one of the biggest thrills I have is when famous people recognize me from Taxi.

Marilu Henner

People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me.

George W. Bush

Justin, honey, you were my very first kiss. My very first hand to hold. But you were nothing more than an average guy. And I don't say that to be mean- I don't. There was just something about you that made me need to be your girlfriend to this day I don't know exactly what that was. But it was there.. and it was amazingly strong. -Thirteen Reasons Why

Jay Asher

Most nations, as well as people are impossible only in their youth; they become incorrigible as they grow older.

Jean Jacques Rousseau

We never know how high we are till we are called to rise; and then, if we are true to plan, our stature's touch the skies.

Emily Dickinson

What I used to play was rhythm guitar before I saw Jack Bruce. I said, That's what I want to do in life. He was definitely the main influence.

Geezer Butler

I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it.

Dawn French

Faith is a permanent and vital endowment of the human mind -- a part of reason itself. The insane alone are without it.

Eden Phillpotts, A Shadow Passes

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form.

Andre Maurois

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force.

Dorothy L. Sayers

Marilyn Monroe never sold a platinum album. And more people know my music than what I look like.

Shania Twain

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

Robert Wilson Lynd