Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act?

Dante Alighieri

Men know that women are an over-match for them, and therefore they choose the weakest or most ignorant. If they did not think so, they never could be afraid of women knowing as much as themselves.

Samuel Johnson

And gradually they're beginning to recognize the fact that there's nothing more secure than a democratic, accountable, and participatory form of government. But it's sunk in only theoretically, it has not yet sunk in completely in practical terms.

Wole Soyinka

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, right here, officer. Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, Get out of my driveway!

Steven Wright

My policy was just to give good things for sports in my region.

Sergei Bubka

You can live a lifetime and at the end, know more about other people than you know about yourself.

Beryl Markham

I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday.

Amy Weber

Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.

George Bernard Shaw

The fatter the flea the leaner the dog.

Proverb

The truth. Men will blind themselves with hot irons, rather than face it.

David Gemmell

It is not difficult to deceive the first time, for the deceived possesses no antibodies; unvaccinated by suspicion, she overlooks lateness, accepts absurd excuses, permits the flimsiest patching to repair great rents in the quotidian.

John Updike

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.

Ernest Hemingway