If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be one nation gone under.

The level of communication you can achieve with an infant is really profound.

Mayim Bialik

Religion, for better or for worse, has been politicized in blatant ways that have seldom been equaled in American elections.

Tony Campolo

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

Jay London

If they don't give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair.

Shirley Chisholm

For my part, the thing I would wish to obtain from money would be leisure with security. But what the typical modern man desires to get with it is more money, with a view to ostentation, splendour, and the outshining of those who have hitherto been his equals.

Bertrand Russell

People like you and I, though mortal of course like everyone else, do not grow old no matter how long we live...We never cease to stand like curious children before the great mystery into which we were born.

Albert Einstein, in a letter to

I'll think of it tomorrow, at Tara. I can stand it then. Tomorrow, I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.

Margaret Mitchell

I like children - fried.

W. C. Fields

The great problem of legislation is, so to organize the civil government of a community... that in the operation of human institutions upon social action, self-love and social may be made the same.

John Quincy Adams

It is the bright day that brings forth the adder, and that craves wary walking.

William Shakespeare

I'll always prefer to play with women and hang out with women, and I'll always be a feminist.

Courtney Love

Marriage feels like an industry with catering and really expensive bands.

Rashida Jones