Every autobiography is concerned with two characters, a Don Quixote, the Ego, and a Sancho Panza, the Self.

The simplest way to do something cool is the cross-turn. Like in the '80s - Michael Jackson did it. You jump and cross your legs together at the same time, and then spin out of it. That's it.

Heather Morris

My parents took an interest in nothing, at home no books, no records. My mother and my father are the emblem of indifference, dryness and bad taste. My father is also terribly stingy, in life as well as in feelings: I have never seen him filling up the bathtub.

Vincent Gallo

This life therefore is not righteousness, but growth in righteousness, not health, but healing, not being but becoming, not rest but exercise. We are not yet what we shall be, but we are growing toward it, the process is not yet finished, but it is going on, this is not the end, but it is the road. All does not yet gleam in glory, but all is being purified.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Life's just a bunch of accidents, connected by one perfect end.

Daniel C. Tomas

The problem is not Republican principals. The problem is unprincipled Republicans.

Alfonzo Rachel

Education technology and school construction go together. Modernization, updating education facilities, and making a capital investment in education are all included.

Major Owens

I was really into classifieds for awhile. I'm a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger... it's just in my blood.

Jake Johnson

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

Gary Larson

Everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an a-----e is a horrible meal.

Chris Rock

We do not err because truth is difficult to see. It is visible at a glance. We err because this is more comfortable.

Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

Which is the greater wrong? To hurt the unforgiving one, or hurt the one who has forgiven all?

Orson Scott Card

It's good to follow the path of personal happiness to some extent. People tend to get upset however when you drive a steamroller down it.

Simon Travaglia