Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.

Well begun is half done.

Aristotle

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

George Bernard Shaw

Against stupidity; God Himself is helpless.

Yiddish Proverb

Marriage, like death, is a debt we owe to nature.

Julia Ward Howe

Inasmuch as society cannot go on without discipline of some kind, men were constrained, in the absence of any other form of discipline, to turn to discipline of the military type.

Irving Babbitt

The English press, are so nosy, and the English seem to love that eavesdropping.

Michael Hutchence

We have an electorate that doesn't always pay that much attention to what's going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or truth or what's happening.

John Kerry

In my relationship, I was giving myself away to make the relationship better, but in actuality, wasn't doing better by doing that. I became less of a man.

Jason Mraz

Only those who have patience to do simple things perfectly ever acquire the skill to do difficult things easily.

James J. Corbett

I carry from my mother's womb a fanatic's heart.

William Butler Yeats

All knots that lovers tieAre tied to sever.Here shall your sweetheart lie,Untrue for ever.

A.E. Housman

What me worry? I never do. Life is one charming ruse for us lucky few. Have I fooled you, dear? The time is coming near when I'll give you my hand and I'll say, It's been grand, but... I'm out of here I'm out of here

St. Vincent