Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.

Ever from one who comes to-morrow Men wait their good and truth to borrow.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first step is to fill your life with a positive faith that will help you through anything. The second is to begin where you are.

Norman Vincent Peale

To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble.

Mark Twain

Don't be swayed just because they say it's public opinion. Remember, public opinion is simple what everybody else thinks.

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The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.

George Orwell

'Tis the white stag, Fame, we're a-hunting, bid the world's hounds come to horn!

Ezra Pound

Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the least of love; and of all the weapons in the world, love was the most dangerous.

Seth Grahame-Smith

A man's thinking goes on within his consciousness in a seclusion in comparison with which any physical seclusion is an exhibition to public view.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Our soldiers have nobly fought to protect freedom since our country's birth, and have fought to protect those that could not protect themselves, even in foreign lands when called upon.

John Linder

Patience and tenacity of purpose are worth more than twice their weight of cleverness.

Thomas Henry Huxley

It doesn't require any particular bravery to stand on the floor of the Senate and urge our boys in Vietnam to fight harder, and if this war mushrooms into a major conflict and a hundred thousand young Americans are killed, it won't be U. S. Senators who die. It will be American soldiers who are too young to qualify for the senate.

George McGovern

Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness

Mark Twain