Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.

Ten ancient commandments lousing up the fun. Along came prosperity, and then there was none.

Gerald Barzan

The thing about New York is you can leave your house without a plan and find the day. You can't do that in Los Angeles. You need to get in your car, all this, you can't just drive around like a lunatic. In New York, you can literally walk outside, and wind up anywhere.

Michael Rapaport

Th abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.

William Shakespeare

'Irritable Judges suffer from a bad case of premature adjudication.'

Sir John Mortimer

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.

Robert Green Ingersoll

Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.

George Eliot

There surely is in human nature an inherent propensity to extract all the good out of all the evil.

Benjamin Haydon

There's a hell of a lot of freedom in this rock and roll circus... it's where all the freaks go - it's the environment for me.

Brian Molko

There is nothing like a broken heart to nourish your own sense of self

Steve Maraboli

But his kiss was so sweet, and so closely he pressed, that I languished and pined till I granted the rest.

John Gay

The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body, but the soul.

Alfred Austin

What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.

Anne McCaffrey